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The Hemingway Cookbook
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The Hemingway Cookbook

Eat like a badass.

The ultimate cookbook for the real man, legendary author and beard enthusiast Ernest Hemingway brings the world this collection of badass recipes. Meals include Dorado Fillet in Damn Good Sauce, Woodcock FlambĂ© in Armagnac, Campfire Apple Pie, and Fillet of Lion washed down with Campari and Gordon’s Gin. It’ll put hair on your chest.
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Beer Can Wraps
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Beer Can Wraps

get stealthy with can-oflauge

The park, the church, a baseball game, and even your daughter’s dance recital — What they all have in common is that they simply cannot be enjoyed without alcohol. However, it can be tough to get away with drinking as much as you’d like. These can wraps give you the stealthiness you’ve been waiting for,...
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Bear Paw meat handlers
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Bear Paw meat handlers

Barbecue like a man ... well bear. Like a Manbear.

These meat claws make barbecuing like a girl a thing of the past. Use them to flip your meat, use them to skewer your meat, eat off of them and you my friend are a goddamn beast. A great gift for that special man in your life.
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Obol, the never soggy cereal bowl
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Obol, the never soggy cereal bowl

Long live crunchy cereal

Listen carefully, step 1. put your cereal in the top bowl, step 2. put milk in the bottom bowl – MIX JUST BEFORE YOU EAT! Not all at once, dummy. Salsa + chips = BOOM! Oreos + Milk = BOOM! …BOOM!
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Dave's Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce
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Dave’s Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce

"The hottest sauce in the universe" - Stephen Hawking

From Dave’s Ultimate Insanity hot sauce range comes “The Hottest Sauce in the Universe”. Sure you’ve just had a kebab with extra chilli sauce, and that straight vodka you had earlier might have fatality’d half your tastebuds, but not even you ( -and this is a challenge) can stand up to this awe-inspiring sauce. Just...
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GTOX Hangover blocker, 12 Pack
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GTOX Hangover blocker, 12 Pack

Wake up tomorrow like a Boss

Ok, so it’s probably too late now. After you’ve finished your shopping have a few glasses of water and a banana. But next time, you’ll be ready with a 12-pack of GTOX hangover blocker, they contain antioxidants and glucarate that actually remove toxins from your liver or something sciency. Anyway, you can pick up a...
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A year's supply of chocolate
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A year’s supply of chocolate

Why are you sitting around munching on a carrot when you could be stuffing fistfuls of gorgeous dark chocolate down your throat? Are you some sort of health freak? Pull yourself together and start receiving a massive box of delicious gourmet chocolates every month for an entire year. If you’re worried about getting fat just...
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Spice up your life
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Spice up your life

Why buy your Beef Jerky from the store when you can make your own? All you need is this spice and some ground beef, and you can start eating your own handmade jerky, as god intended.