The Dad saddle
You’ve got a kid? This is a no-brainer, what kid doesn’t want to ride their Pop-Pop around the house like a Ton-Ton in a suit that smells of whiskey and missed baseball games?
But let’s face it, you’re on a drunk shopping website – if you’ve got a kid you only get to see him on facebook. Get it anyway and you can get a whore to ride you in the local Super-8 – that’ll cheer you up.