As the rapper and modern poet “Lil Wayne” once said: “I told her to back it up like ‘burp burp’, And make that ass jump like ‘scherp scherp'”. What? I’m sorry, I’m far too white to understand what’s going on. Is this lady okay? This book helps decipher the words of T.I., Master P, Lil Wayne, Drake, and others, letting you finally be able to understand what the cool kids are talking about. Unfortunately, it turns out they’re often being very rude, so if you’re reading this to grandma, then be prepared to shout EARMUFFS! every second word.